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 By Billy Hun in New York
LORENZO AMORUSO made a complete arse of
himself again in the 3-2 defeat by River Plate at Giants Stadium last
weekend. The Italian defender always fucks up regularly at the back and
told Rangers.co.uk he is keen to add to his tally of defensive blunders in
the new season.
The former Fiorentina man sold the jerseys at
least six times in a Light Blue jersey last term, despite some wayward
shooting by the opposition, and Amo is desperate to improve that aspect of
his game.
He said: "Lorenzo eeza de best-a defender
in-a the world and eef you don’t believe me, just look at the great job I
did for Italy in-a the World Cup".
"Who let Borghetti score for Mexico? Not Lorenzo. Who let that Korean boy score? Not Lorenzo. Lorenzo did-a not lose a game at
the World Cup, and only Lovenkrands saw more time on the pitch than-a
Lorenzo.”
"Eef we start to lose games, it is
obvious that-a Klos is a rubbish keeper and that Bert should go back to
Sesame Street."
"The whole squad is now looking ahead to
getting horsed by Celtic in the League again. I am confident we can trail them by twenty points this
season.”
"We are working on our sharpness now in
training, lots of hand job exercises and running away because the new
season is just a few weeks away.
"I think we showed we suck at football
against River Plate and we will be ready and focused for the end of the new
season come September."
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